The Republic of Terrible Farming Nation 956 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.233 billion Terrible Farming Nation 956ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.7%.

The strong Terrible Farming Nation 956ian economy, worth 102 trillion terrible monies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 45,884 terrible monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 130,138 per year while the poor average 12,926, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, citizens must pay to enjoy Terrible Farming Nation 956's pristine beaches, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Terrible Farming Nation 956's national animal is the terrible animal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Terrible Farming Nation 956 is ranked 93,871^st in the world and 4,559^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 15.19 kickbacks per hour.